Everything wrong in N seconds

Oversized gradient number slammed in, with a caps label and a serif follow-up. Stages: “Here's everything wrong with the standard gym split in 60 seconds.” The video is a list and you want viewers to know how long the payoff takes. Fits lines like “Here's everything wrong with this landing page in 30 seconds.”.

Open my video with this hook: "Everything wrong in N seconds" from the 24fps video editor library.
Preset JSON: https://24fps.dev/video-editor/hooks/everything-wrong-in-n-seconds/preset.json (pass its "preset" to the engine).
Engine (MIT, no dependencies, ES module): https://24fps.dev/editor/engine.js. Download the engine next to your page (curl -O) rather than importing cross-origin, then import { mount } from "./engine.js" in a <script type="module"> served over http.
Wiring: root = a position:relative box at the video's size. media = { main }: main is a wrapper holding my video, filling the root. Then const fx = mount(root, { kind: "text", preset, media }) and call fx.render(seconds) every frame. The preset runs 4s from t = 0; offset t to place it later. It is seek-safe: drive it from the GSAP timeline in HyperFrames or call render(frame / fps) in Remotion. Before capturing frames, await (fx.ready ?? document.fonts.ready). Check it on my footage: if text is hidden behind the subject or doesn't read against my colours, nudge the layer positions or colours.
Replace the demo text with mine: set preset.layers[n].text (use \n for line breaks); if none given, write lines that fit my footage and tell me.
Hook formula: Here's everything wrong with [popular thing] in [number] seconds.
Field reference: https://24fps.dev/video-editor/llms.txt. Keep sizes as fractions of the frame height so it works at any resolution. Credit: 24fps.dev/video-editor
Formula
Here's everything wrong with [popular thing] in [number] seconds.
Example lines
Here's everything wrong with the standard gym split in 60 seconds. · Here's everything wrong with this landing page in 30 seconds. · Here's everything wrong with this travel itinerary in 45 seconds. · Here's everything wrong with this budget in 60 seconds.
Beats
0.0s Number '60 sec' slams in, gradient-filled, filling the frame width. → 0.3s Label 'everything wrong with your gym split' rises beneath it. → 0.8s Serif line 'go' fades in last. → 1.4s Countdown tick audio; speaker points offscreen as the stopwatch starts; rapid cuts between flaws.
Technique
Numbered list hook: Promise a counted, scannable payoff.
Footage
Man talking and gesturing, Pexels

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